Screaming Circuits: Advanced Technology now available

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Advanced Technology now available

CCB - Concrete Circuit Board: Rumored for years, scoffed at for even more years, and now available to you - Concrete substrate for circuit boards!
 
The US NCA (National Circuit Agency) recently declassified this new technology, and granted exclusive assembly rights to Screaming CCB layersCircuits, due in large part to our prior work with the revolutionary Cordwood technology.

CCB has many advantages, such as a thermal expansion coefficient of 17, and a density of 18.98 g/cm3, almost as much as depleted uranium, allowing for solid grounding without bolts.

Prior to now, CCB had only been used in the most secret aviation and space applications, such as the still classified KHD-18 spy satellite and the LB3 Keystone light bomber. It's used all over Area-51 and has been identified as the cause of 42% of UFO sightings. (I can't remember if I'm allowed to say that or not)

For the civilian world, CCB is ideal for mobile* and IOT (Internet of things) devices

* CCB circuit board substrate comes in a minimum 1.2" thickness to prevent cracking. Applications subject to thermal variance or vibration may require the addition of rebar. Titanium and beryllium rebar are not available.
 
Duane Benson

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