Screaming Circuits introduces new Cordwood assembly service!

Tired of all those small parts? Can't figure out how to route traces to all 1,900 balls on that hot new FPGA? If 0201 passives have you running scared and the possibility of 01005 parts coming soon has you on the floor, Screaming Circuits has the answer.

Forget POP (Package on Package) and 0.4mm pitch - Take a few steps back and use our new Screaming Cordwood^TM assembly process. It'll feel good to put your hands on a honk'n 2-Watt, through-hole resistor again. No need for fancy, multi-headed SMT assembly robots with Screaming Cordwood. No need for precision anymore. Just put those parts a quarter inch apart and you'll be suckin amps just like the good old days. And if you don't think it's high-tech enough; consider that Cordwood construction has taken man to the moon and back. You can't say that about surface mount!

And keep checking back for our soon to be released Vacuum Tube Value Valve process.

Fuane Benson
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Comments

[fubarator]

omg it has little silkscreen circles where you're supposed to put the resistors. Somebody put some love into this...