Zap Goes the Large Hadron Collider
And, we're still here! Well, of course we are. They didn't actually collide anything today. All of the conspiracy theorists and doom sayers will have to wait a while for the earth to be swallowed up by a black hole. Bad wolf.
In case you have been in a black hole and don't know what I'm talking about, I'm referring to the first beam being produce over at the CERN Large Hadron Collider (LHC).
It sucks to be a singularity